"Entourage? That isn't Shrek!" You're right, it isn't. Alicia made an offhanded comment in a previous week about doing an Entourage episode, and here we are. Oh boy. We join the whole absolutely-not-gay gang for a meandering, meaningless jaunt in Hollywood USA, where the problems are inconsequential, the solutions are instantaneous, and the women are furniture. Did Hajosment and Bibotho import palm trees to Amarillo at great personal expense? Will the bros take magnificent couches for granted? Will Ari exert inappropriate control over another man's wedding because he can? OF COURSE. Nothing matters and soon we will all return to dust and nourish the earth with our minerals, our noblest purpose!